December 2011
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“I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...”
– Neil Gaiman (via roscoe-)
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Watchtruncated-symphony:
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latenightjimmy:
Behind the scenes of the “Friday” rehearsal with Stephen Colbert, who is BFFFSM with Jimmy.
This is a delight!
Everything about this is beautiful and right.
#Stephen’s hair though
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“My father used to say, ‘Don’t Raise your voice. Improve your argument’.”
– Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via quotebites)
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“Hugh and I were writing and we would write everyday - Monday to Friday and we ‘d...”
– Stephen Fry on Hugh Laurie (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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literalsigh:
i will quit using missing e when missing e quits making tumblr a better website
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
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I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW...
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Watchjustjezza:
Water Fight!!!
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So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
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And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But...
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factoseintolerant:
jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
#LMFAO 10? #YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN’
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“Some CNN reporters needed a stock image of Satan as the backdrop for their...”
– TV Tropes article “One of Us” - “TV Dweebs” section (via starringbuttons)
“BECAUSE HE HAS THE CALENDAR.”
(via theinquietude)
STEPHEN. LET ME LOVE YOU.
(via southerngaelic)
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
– Tina Fey (via forlovers)
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jitterybugjitterbug:
whoselinescreenshots:
What goes on before the game…
‘Uh, first game’s gonna be a game called Let’s Make a Date. This is for all four of you…’
‘…Ryan, Colin and Wayne - you’re gonna be contestants on a dating-type show, hoping to be picked by Greg.’
‘I don’t know why that would ever happen in real life, but that’s what it says on the card…’
[audience awws]
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Watching the kennedy center honors and unexpectedly laughing my head off at Bill Cosby’s speech. Also they cut to Stephen laughing and it was beautiful.